Stoop & Kin

The playbook

11 tactics, in the order you will need them. Each one is something you can act on tomorrow morning without buying anything.

Phase 01

Look wider

The cheap land is not on the big listing sites, and that is not an accident.

A property that is easy to find is priced against everybody who found it. Everything in this phase is about getting in front of that -- different counties, different channels, and the listings that are badly marketed rather than badly priced.

  1. Move one county over, not one town out

    The same drive time costs twenty to forty per cent less on the other side of a county line, because the line is where the tax rate and the school district change.

    4 specific things to do →

  2. Learn the eleven channels that are not a listing site

    Most rural land changes hands without ever appearing on a national search. Each of these channels has almost no competition, because using it requires knowing it exists.

    11 specific things to do →

  3. Hunt the badly marketed, not the badly priced

    A listing with four dark photographs and no description is competing against nothing, and the discount has nothing to do with the land.

    5 specific things to do →

  4. Ring the three people who already know every parcel in the county

    The well driller, the septic installer and the county assessor know which land is good, which is trouble, and what is about to come up for sale. All three will talk to you for free.

    4 specific things to do →

Phase 02

Read closer

Every genuine bargain has a reason. Your job is to find out which reason.

A discount is always attached to a defect. Some defects are a weekend and some are forty thousand dollars or a lawsuit, and the listing describes both in the same cheerful sentence. This phase is how to tell them apart before you are committed.

An old gambrel-roofed barn, a silo and outbuildings behind an overgrown field, with white smoke pouring from an industrial plant just beyond them
“Owner wants to sell or trade this farm, but the smoking smelly Lawrence co-op that adjoins it is not a desired neighbor.” Near Lawrence, Kansas, June 1973. Photo: Kenneth Paik, for the EPA’s Documerica project; National Archives, Public domain.
  1. Buy the cheap defect, never the expensive one

    Every real bargain has something wrong with it. The whole skill is telling a weekend of work apart from forty thousand dollars or a lawsuit.

    3 specific things to do →

  2. Price per usable acre, because price per acre is a story

    Forty acres with eight you could build on is an eight-acre property with thirty-two acres of view, and it should be priced like one.

    5 specific things to do →

  3. Find out what you are actually buying, which is rarely all of it

    "No zoning" cuts both ways, and the mineral rights under a lot of cheap acreage belong to somebody else entirely.

    6 specific things to do →

  4. Walk it in the worst month, and walk the boundary

    Every property is good in October. The one that is also good in March, after three days of rain, is the one to buy.

    5 specific things to do →

Phase 03

Offer smarter

The highest offer does not always win, which is the only good news in a bidding war.

Rural sellers often want things other than the biggest number: a fast close, a slow close, no contingencies, an income stream, or simply somebody who will not pull out in three weeks. Those are cheaper to give than cash is.

  1. Find the seller's clock, and sell them time instead of money

    A seller who needs certainty, speed or an income stream will take less cash to get it, and those are three things you can give away cheaply.

    5 specific things to do →

  2. Keep two contingencies, and never waive these two

    A clean offer wins, and you can make an offer almost perfectly clean while still keeping the only two protections that stand between you and an unbuildable parcel.

    4 specific things to do →

  3. Check the USDA programmes before you accept the down payment you were quoted

    Raw land wants twenty to fifty per cent down. A house in a rural area can be nought per cent down, and the income limits are far higher than people assume.

    5 specific things to do →

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